What are some of your favorite not well known blue card jokes?

2021.09.20 22:48 LyleLanley99 What are some of your favorite not well known blue card jokes?

When I grew up, my family was so poor we didn't have a pot to piss in, so we pissed in other people's pots. We'd break into people's houses in the dead of night, find people's pots and take a giant piss in them because we had accumulated full bladders from holding down urine all day long from waiting to piss in people's pots.
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2021.09.20 22:48 neuron1007 Secret deals undercut Vancouver social housing developments

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2021.09.20 22:48 illinoislover 😭

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2021.09.20 22:48 Kid_too_yung the best highs are the ones where you don't expect to get high, hear me out

so I've had a lot of people ask me "what was your best high". it's quite a straight forward answer you see, don't get me wrong while it's lovely to have weed and know you can smoke when you get home, at the weekend or whenever
it's so much nicer when you go out somewhere and randomly meet someone you may or may not know with weed and you smoke with them. those are always my best highs and I don't know how to explain it but it's just true
there have been times where I've got way higher and had a great time but it's never as good as when I smoke unexpectedly, thank you for your time, SLATT 🥶🛸🙏
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2021.09.20 22:48 Theclosetpoet Wtf

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2021.09.20 22:48 Vralyd Kann man irgendwo das letzte Triell sehen ohne Geld zu bezahlen?

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2021.09.20 22:48 TonyFraser Is sleep related to consciousness perhaps?

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2021.09.20 22:48 readball A Yacht’s Anti-capsizing Test For Rough Seas

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2021.09.20 22:48 decofoxsp Cheap solution to the First XI SBC for FIFA 22 // Loyalty or 2 position switches are needed.

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2021.09.20 22:48 TheRedditMario Home in Onett

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2021.09.20 22:48 actual-trash Any grad students in EEB willing to chat to a prospective PhD?

Hi! As the title mentions, I am a prospective PhD interested in applying to either the Genetics or EEB department. My identified PI is affiliated with both, so I am a trying to get a feel on what each department is like and what their funding options are (and how much...). Thanks in advance!
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2021.09.20 22:48 InfiniteArcher1 Lauren Southern has been banned from Twitch

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2021.09.20 22:48 Punch-DrunkLove Has a character actually said "Mass Effect" in any of the games?

I was playing Until Dawn and they say the words "Until Dawn" at one point. I was just wondering if any other games do the same thing.
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2021.09.20 22:48 panini84 Looking for a Marathon Relay Race in 2022

I used to head up to Wisconsin to run the Northface Challenge’s Marathon Relay every year. Sadly, it appears the race has been discontinued.
Does anyone know of any similar relay races in the Midwest? I’m familiar with Ragnar, but was hoping to find something a little lighter in mileage.
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2021.09.20 22:48 SubstancePotential71 Multiplayer recruiting!

Alright, I've seen several posts asking for a coming together to play, so lets coordinate here.
Who wants to play and when? Because a 4v4 sounds glorious.
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2021.09.20 22:48 CommercialClear This might be a dumb question since i dint know much about nails but why doesn’t simply nailogical make gel nail polish? Its less stinky and faster, smoother.

Is it more expensive? Idk just curious.
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2021.09.20 22:48 NurgDaNerd Sisters of Silence

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2021.09.20 22:48 prasorizo_mob 1984

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2021.09.20 22:48 rdking647 a message to the antivaxxers

a must read and t share with the antivaxxers.
how it starts
Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy fuck, if you aren’t fucking vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get fucking vaccinated right now. I mean, what the fuck? Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck.
The fucking vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you fucking kidding me? It just fucking won’t. That’s not even a fucking thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her fucking magnetic looked like a real fucking fuckwad and a fucking idiot, so get fucking vaccinated. Jesus. Fuck

and it goes on from there https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-my-fucking-god-get-the-fucking-vaccine-already-you-fucking-fucks
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2021.09.20 22:48 Tunexux Let sleeping dogs lie!

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2021.09.20 22:48 FrankyDmr Searching for Advice in regards to GPU.

At this point.. I'm seriously tired of waiting.. I need to upgrade my Gpu for work(not mining) but the prices makes me cry. Should i get a second hand in UK and get my friend to send it or just wait for 3 to 4 years untill it comes back to normal? The crypto scene is playing a major part in the prices being inflated as well.. Today i came across evergrande filing for bankruptcy, which is taking a toll on the market. How long do you guys reckon this inflation will last? At this point, it's a joke
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2021.09.20 22:48 blixsw Accenti

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2021.09.20 22:48 PinkPeachOf Alguém ansioso para o novo filme do homen aranha?

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2021.09.20 22:48 -Jooshua- I finally maxed my main ladder deck!!! (ftp minus pass royale for 2 seasons)

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